Seriously, it's bad enough that I can't afford all the real camera equipment I want.

From the Photojojo website:
Overloaded arm, meet thy savior: Practically priced and loveably low-fi, Mr. Clover is the Diana of keychain cameras.
From the tinge of vintage coloring to his unpredictability, this diminutive charmer brings the classic photography experience to digital. Capturing gorgeously lo-fi photos and video. Think: Zumi... on a keychain!
Surprisingly versatile, the 2.0 MP Mr. Digital Clover even sports Burst Mode and Self-timer settings.